• mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
• me: ok
• me:
• me:
• me:
• me: mom where are you please
• me: mom please the line is moving fast
• me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
• employee: next
• me:
• employee:
• me: faints

221b-bootystreet:

Wow It’s mom, but I’m sleepy 

THIS TINY HUMAN IS ADORABLE

(Source: yotiechan)

(Source: kingkathy)

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loki-cat:

Paranorman reveals first openly gay animated character

at first i thought mitch and kathy were going to hook up, like athletic boys and bratty teenage girls always do at the end of movies. but then he said this and the whole theatre screamed and EVERYTHING MADE SENSE AND IT WAS SO GREAT

(Source: moriarty)

ill-luminati:

cemeterry:

omfg

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

(Source: iraffiruse)

noblefetus:

im lying on the cold hard ground

hoW DOES THIS HAVE OVER 200 FUCKING NOTES

(Source: jadewestofficial)